MC Juice - The 420 Show Freestyle lyrics

Yeah turn it up a bit, turn it up a bit Cus if it's louder that's some sh** that I be f**in with You know exactly how it is when I toss it I boss it, then I make money and profit off it, get it Uh, that's my dj to the right of me This is my life baby dog don't lie to me The CH one more letter is Chi I'm from the CH, nobodys better I'm fly And I'm just mike, I just might rip it right I shouldntve smoked that weed I feel like I'm on a different kite I'm so high above the world till I'm lookin down I'm seein New York and I'm floatin by Brooklyn Town Hey Salam Wreck, Hey Salam Wreck, Take a Picture of Us He's like the Bomb Threat Use your apple phone boy I'm in the rappin zone When its time to snap its on, leave my f**ing raps alone Yeah, this is what I f**ing do for fun Battles like subtraction I can turn that sh** from two to one Huh I f**in lost the supernatural but I'm the illest on the mothaf**in earth that's superactual Yeah, they understand what I'm all about I hit you till you motherf**in body parts fallin out He chill my mic too ill, it's like be real to Cypress Hill Uh, I freestyle and I might just chill I'm the best on the earth I know you like this sk** I'm accelerated, it sounds like its premeditated They never hate it it's time I'm f**in better weighted I'm old school in LA but I ain't federated Alotta n***as say they ill but they ain't never made it Uh I used to shop at la brea, you be all up on the bench while you be lookin at the playas Uh, I'll stomp you in the mouth I get returned like carts at Ralphs I'm just buggin I'm talkin bout the supermarket I don't like the smoke breaks you shouldntve ever let juice to spark it Huh my Louis hat is in the green room but its painted red I swear I'm on the scene tomb raider I'm kinda Like Laura Croft my flow is real nasty when its time to knock em off And what'd you say, I tell people to put the guns down cus 8 years olds is still dyin out in Youngstown That's some dumb sh** I mean blood red you can't even sleep on the top of your f**in bunk bed These motherf**as don't settle it with gats when the metals spittin back we get ghetto that's a fact I don't even like rivalries I rap like there's 5 of me, I am black I'm the opposite of ivory soap I might be on the coast called the f**in west coast all up on the walls like asbestos I'm kinda like a poptart stop start then I make the best toast Any mothaf** tryina think he should impress most definitely I leave a mothaf**in whole like leffina-G if he steppin to me I am the illest, the illest, the dopest the sickest Mothaf**as can't see me they cannot evict us even if they got eviction notice I kick the dopest I spit what I gotta do I'm like 50 oprahs I choke a MC, hold the mic like I'm Oprah Winfrey I don't think that now rivers even flowin with me Uh, I like this NAS beat its old school Hey prophet it sounds dope you is a bold fool Uh, so take that NAS beat and turn it on I'm gonorrhea any mic I f**ing burn it on I swear to god I dish ya start dissin ya Christen ya when I'm done you'll have a lotta listeners And I ain't talkin bout people in the chat room I'm talkin bout b**hes in the backroom Half moon, s**in up dicks like a vacuum n***a I'm nasty I'm a flower they don't wanna see that bloom Like Orlando, I gotta tan hole plus I'm real nasty I'm a vandal – lous Evangelist from Los Angeles I f**in floss so scandalous n***a paint f** around I'm sparkin a tree I paid for parkin Salan told me parkin was free, I'm f**ed up I walked right through the parking lot, lookin at my b**h p**y Damn that sh** dark and hot, sparkin pot Like Eminem in the old days, cus I got music like the mothaf**in OJs Callin on the three-way, three hoes that's a four-way Beef is burger king I murder things have it your way It really happened He was from Puerto Rico, light skin n***a, hang off of Pico in Fairfax He had a b**h and some Air Max, I think he was probly f**in this b**h bareback He looked at me crazy he said do you got things I said I got lyrics, proceeded to hit hot wings, when I sat down I ordered some f**in lemon pepper He got b**hes but you know all my women deafer, anyway Started lookin at my crazy like damn you got some sk** son I think that you amaze me I'm like I'm like God with the flow that's why you praise me He said you ain't doin nothing with it though you lazy I'm like what you mean I got total control He said you know what I could do if you sold me your soul I said what could you do He said I could make you famous like that dude that makes cookies Right now you f**in nameless I said I'm real crazy and I gotta gotti? Flow He said you real lazy n***a don't nobody know I'm like what the f** you wanna do I got some children What you wanna offer me he said 50 million I was like 50 million, well I don't got a lotta money, but I can share it like I had a lotta sunny He started laughin, he said you alotta funny, and you are better than these rappers they alotta dummies I said you right, now we coolin on melrose Bought me some new clothes with it and some shell toes Now I'm f**in k**in mothaf**as with the hell flows Tape the n***as chins shut like they makin velcro Anyways I started hangin in Los An When my mothaf**a looked at me crazy there was a plan And they talked about Em and they talked about him And they made a lotta money I made less money than Em But with the 50 million I made I'm almost equal to Em So they don't understand my flows the sequal to him Uh, and you don't want the prequel to that Cus I swear Nutrisweet ain't Equal to that So when ya ask me how it feels to sell ya soul I feel like Nat King, the sh** feel cold I feel like J's World the sh** feel Cole Cus Ima stop rappin when I'm mothaf**in old And you know what he taid? He said it was deferrable I said what you mean he said you always keep burrables I said I'm real ill and my speech ain't slurrable He said if you have kids then the transfers transferable That means my daughter gets it next, cus she bought it from him and I bought it from the next mothaf**a like that now my soul is sold The n***a Jay you is ill said the flows is gold, halla