MC Jesus - Fortune Cookie lyrics

I visited a restaurant With my sister, mum and aunt We stayed 'till it closed at dawn I went to the city with the ment that I'd be home at four They opened up the door I don't even know what for But I ran, smashed my face, as I fell and dropped on the floor I heard a roar and decided to hit and run I knew a friend nearby and I wanted to know what he had become He was a bum, with beer and cigarette bu*ts all over his lawn His dog just died, so we hit the bottle and started to mourn He told me of an old girlfriend Who left him, used to caress him, some years back He told me of some of the fears he used to have I gave him a pad on the back I've experienced exactly that You don't wanna end up as another a** crack Get your gas back I said it was getting late As you remember I had to be home at four No more whiskey, no more DC, Marvel All those comics I had stored I ran aboard, and was inserted in the closest taxi My heart was pumping, hands were shaking On this deserted backseat I knew what I had seen, and I was in insane panic Ran out the car, hit the bar, it was all so dramatic I ordered shots and sat on the nearest barstool Watched a sh**ty game, I think who were playing Was Bristol and Arsenal The bartender said, you take a break And when I come back I want it confirmed that you are cool But before I leave you You dropped something that just might be more true From the chinese restaurant He handed me nothing other than a cookie of fortune I smashed it and found about a tiny note It was my fortune, it spoke of a mighty oath It said: Believe it or not, this is either past or present If you don't feel anything, this world you don't have a presence Then all you witnessed might just be a dream God damn, I woke up I can still see the Autumn Leaves