MC Escher - Super Cool Wizard Rap - Don't Funk Up Our Beats Contest IV Entry lyrics

Did I just morph into an alchemist or turn into a herbivore Because I swear I've never been around this many herbs before Between them and I, it's Stark, so I implored To swap my heart for, a mini arc and make me nerd to the core I'm bored of this disorderly horde of orcs that are "sworn emcees" That only want to roar like beasts, so I'll treat each accordingly This sort of feat I feel's important to restoring peace So just ignore this leash like all of you rappers seem, to ignore the beat Unfortunately guys, you are nothing that I'll ever fear Spirit so strong, they used to call me MC Everclear But if you think that I'm fruit, I guess I'll be the freshest here I'll be a plum, so I can rock purple like it's Epic gear All I see are these complacent drones In a circle like a coliseum, I guess I have to treat them like it's Ancient Rome My sharp wit is what makes me known For making foes a half man like Tyrion from Game of Thrones I like to go by M C Escher I was born to be a star, that's why people think I'm stellar Writing rhymes in Illustrator, letter stays vectored So which ever way you stretch it, I'm infinitely better Than the rest of the competition, so I kind of figured I'll buy them all larger hats because their heads are getting bigger But I really think they're all just damaging their livers Cause this little buzz they're getting is the consequence of liquor Consider me the winner, my MP is fully loaded Not a gun I'm holding, I've been sipping slowly on elixer I'm actually a wizard who just happens to be rapping With a flow about as cold as casting Ice 3 in a blizzard While you've been getting slizzured sippin' syrup or whatever I've been intercepting haters with the powers from my scepter That I've let burn every single person that should have kept their Mouths shut, when they stepped up and laughed at me instead of networked So if you have beef, I'd prefer that you tweet So I can flame you on the net because in person I'm weak Instead of chirping at peeps, I'm watching birds with my niece I'll break bread just for something she can serve to the geese I possess a set of sk**s in this quest for success And I, will never rest until I'm blessed with a chest And it better be a grand, I don't expect any less I have straight up game like my SNES Yesss, I'm a G to the double E, K The elders wrote rhymes, on scrolls for me to say You know I'm Dragonborn, heat spray when I speak Even played out lines are like an arrow to the knee See, I'm the hardest in the game, no h*mo I mean, I'm harder than the case of my GoPro I'm even harder than Carradine...solo In a hotel room while he's hanging from his bolo