Mc Chris - Nerd Cave lyrics

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen I know it's wrong all day long in a coma Watching Troma eating powdered donuts Got a Big Gulp always time for soda Can't get up even though I am a grown up I like to read, smoke weed, throw skeet grenades I got the cul-de-sac crack, got sticky for days I got a kid from Mississip' talking sh** in my ear I'd ask everyone over but that would be weird I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire Got all the bounty hunters from coda-buh-ki I got the Lego 8080s, really like dust All I ask is that you don't touch my series of busts But still my exposition is in frankly mint condition When I get itchin', practice being a magician When I get tore up; someone's thrown up in the kitchen That's a kitchenette that you can bet that is b**hin' I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave I get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen I start smellin' when I'm dwellin' in my nerd cave Gotta 'bate 'cause I cannot get a first date Spank bank eternal case of worst case I'm a side b**b dude watch me burst paste I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor I know it's weak, having to speak dealer pa**word. Bagel bites is my vice also fast food. I don't get at you 'cause I'm in a bad mood. Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due. Got a stack of back issues in the bathroom. Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum. No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos. I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave I get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen