Mc Chris - Happy Hunting (skit) lyrics

Now we're going to launch our three contestants to the three corners of hell, as soon as I press this bu*ton. Should I press this bu*ton? YAAAAYYYYY! Yeah! The immediate viewer poll tells me press the bu*ton so I'm going to press. this. fu*kIN. bu*tON! BOOM! PHEWWWWW! YEAH! Off they go rocketing at the speed of thought into the three corners of hell. They're gone, they've started their journey. But, as we all know, to chase and hunt them on the journey are, THE HUNTERS. OOOHHHH! Here they come one by one, here's Scorpio Tensular Ringum Young Jake "The Rake" Colby Ricky Rack Icestorm Buspants Fire Brigade Cupid's Devil Little Winky Jackulope Snaps Pro The c*nt Funtler Chint Mason Dixon Happenstance Running Toes Facef** The German Houstonoff Lee Barbs the Fumen Crarmen Taina Ray Tanka Two Magoa The Phillipino Nino Gravel Snipperhead The Chickman f** Tackler Kreliamite The Terlminator Smank Ed Krelly Fenton and the Whims Prilosec Jack Tuckman Yulio The Beemaster Prant Little Pinkman Wiwo and Zeevo! The Pululist Snappy Mouseman Chive The Salad Tosser Marl Chavon Ugamu The Pinkie Imp Lift Lockman The Firemaster The Gun Grunt The Military Monkey s** Dickman Little Willy The Mafia Jax The Little Dipper The Chinese Torch Funk and Freak Millie and the Bandits The Raker Smelly Cyrus Hopper and the Rabbit Toe Frelly Zip Zap Mutt Chit Fit Willy Willy Louie Looeye Sally Mae and Fannie Brick Old Grandma Brother Bear Huggy Malone Lucky Luigi The Janitorial Staff and their mothers The Jew The Grabber Meagan's Law Parp Siddikwai The Jamaican Bacon The Reefer Runner Hep Cat The Biker Bunch and the Bag Ladies Helmutt Tatonka Andre the Gyna The Smiler The Big Apple Jerkus Fellati-WHAT Iceman Buzz Electrof** Zappy the sh**man Cometh The Queer The Dandelion The Laugher El Kazoo The Lamp The Chairmaster The Radiator El Tablo Rinky Runkman The Public Speaker The DVD Colleciton The Fart Drapes Howard Zinn The Condom The Hippie The Invisible Ma'am The Finger f**er The Toothless sh**head and... Mittie the Monkman Marty! YAAAAYYYYY! Yeah! You've met your hunters. Happy hunting hunters! We release you now to the three corners of hell, to k** those contestants! Or, if not k**, subdue their souls in the box of Na'arma'woreth for all of eternity. I'll be checking in periodically through the show. Enjoy, and remember, G T F OOOOOOOOOO! All guests of GTFO stay at the wonderful Ramada-Hyatt resort in beautiful downtown Los Angeles!