Mc Chris - Illy Oi! lyrics

mc chris is the sh** whack mc's line up to perish There just ain't no stoppin him his parents are so embarra**ed mc chris can't resist whack mc's they get so angry cause he ain't a part of it yet beats them at their own game oh so badly Illinois boy known to make some noise Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed Used to love hip hop now it s**s like roids I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food Rhyme real smooth cause I don't produce Mtv said no so I'm just on fuse Everything to gain but nothing to lose Yeah x8 Well I'm the baddest mc switchblade in the mic Playground player fifth grader for life Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes I keep my b**hes on a short leash with a tracking device My name is mc I got carcinogen beats Been compared to Monet I've been compared to Matisse When I'm not rhymin or f**in' I'm lookin for trees You're givin hand jobs by the blood bank for a nickel a piece I bring the jams, like strawberry in Smuckers Motherf**ers better duck cause I'm on downers and uppers I gotta sack of nutter bu*ters and a head in the gutter I waste whack mc's like they fueling a hummer Illinois boy known to make some noise Don't collect checks 'cause I'm unemployed Used to love hip hop now it s**s like roids I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food Rhyme real smooth 'cause I don't produce Mtv said no so I'm just on fuse Everything to gain but nothing to lose Oi x8 Well I'm the crazy mc got chainsaw teeth I'm a vegetarian ain't got no beef I Rap rhymes over beats for duffle bags of cheese You get a s**ual release sniffin your gramma's queefs Got more mother daughter action than Romeo and Master P Got these b**hes s**in like they vacuuming for company Name is mc and that's the way it's gonna have to be My tractor beams a factor, we actually be apt to beat I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit I Don't flip burgers I'm a college graduate You can hardly handle it so go ask your an*lyst I'm the catalyst that moistens the panties of management Illinois boy known to make some noise Don't collect checks 'cause I'm unemployed Used to love hip hop now it s**s like roids I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food Rhyme real smooth 'cause I don't produce Mtv said no so I'm just on fuse Everything to gain but nothing to lose