Mc Chris - Geek (intro) lyrics

Stop pickin on me Because I'm a geek I'm strange to you You're strange to me Well, one of these days I'm gonna pack heat Your brains on the wall My face, my face on tv They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar They're gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder If this was D&D, you'd see me jump into a portal I'm a geek Spelled G double E K I meet my boys in the basement about every day A card table, comic books and cans of Coke That we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke We got style: Tape on our gla**es, zits on our faces, and hair on our a**es Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors Tricked out backpacks like my main man Venkman's We got problems, namely the jocks: The SUV s**ers with cla** rings on their co*ks Otherwise known as the motherf**ers touchin the tit If I was Wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go, snikt I'm not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker Always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles I got brains, f** B's and C's I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve Stop pickin on me Because I'm a geek I'm strange to you You're strange to me Well, one of these days I'm gonna pack heat Your brains on the wall My face, my face on tv Don't f** with a geek, just cuz he got a gift You get in my way b**h you get a Vulcan neck pinch One night I didn't go to sleep, up playin' Risk At dawn, I won, got global dominance But it in the hallway it's completely different sh** Can't get my locker open and my pants are always split Can't seem to catch a ride Can't ever get a date But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I'm great Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail I'm at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands Never been kissed, never been holding hands Just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse The dragon died from a heart attack, you may advance And yo, I upped your armor cla** Being a geek it ain't so bad I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed And a mind jam-packed with sci-fi facts Dreadnoks rock, Dinobots kick a**! Stop pickin on me Because I'm a geek I'm strange to you You're strange to me Well, one of these days I'm gonna pack heat Your brains on the wall My face, my face on tv