Mc Chris - Bad Ass lyrics

I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When it's not knee deep in pork It's acidic and forked I'd mission abort Don't need no permission to start Rip apart every synapse and spark 'Til you're clutchin' your heart Playin' Mario Kart With Wesley Clark Make like Corey Heart And wear my shades when it's dark Don't retort or remark You'll get Dizzy G Cheeks With a mouth full of fart *fart noise* I'm Slaughter comma Sarge AKA Commissar Ballin' like stalin' from USSR sh**'s so fluid so far Thanks to Matt on guitar Yo DJ, take 'em to the part Where I turn rap into art Yeah, motherf**er Check this sh** out I'm a bad a** I ain't gonna f**in' spell it I get up on the mic And then I f**in' yell it No need to embellish I'm selfishly hellish Equatorial insect repellent The like's of which you never delt with Motherf**er