Matthew Thiessen And The Earthquakes - Sports lyrics

Verse 1: Tell off your boss Then sit back down at your desk You're so distraught Have you been under duress A piece of chalk To write it 200 times They're gonna talk you around into a straight line Chorus: I wanna be the one to hold your temper I wanna be the one to keep you up on all of the sports SPORTS! Verse 2: Go on, get lost A plastic bag on your head Carry your cross Till it's as good as it gets A piece of floss To sneak on up from behind They're gonna tie you down into a straight line Chorus: I wanna be the one to hold your temper I wanna be the one to keep you up on all of the sports I wanna be the one to hold you in my arms Of course Bridge: I got the ticket for the final 4 On the floor Ring-side for the heavy weight throw down Kick it stinky whip it up the score upon the board How's about a little I'll keep you up on all of the sports Tag: I wanna be the one I wanna be the one I wanna be the one To keep you up on all of the sports