Matthew Murnan - Play The Drums lyrics

Chorus 2x I want to play the drums In such a crazy way And everyone around will say You ought to here him play [Verse 1: Big Burn] Name's big burn I can't play the drums So listen to the rhythm flowing from my lungs It's verbal warfare, load your guns Spit the wisdom of philosophical tongues Priorities, an important cause Vagabond looking for an iphone charge Is all i see in these ugly streets Utterly useless in society Never spit bullsh** i'm all about the facts Your pandora algorithms are out of wack Sack on sack crime One of many inside jokes in my mind That im down to drop at any given time Cause this song's not for you it's for me yes its mine I'd k** myself with formaldehyde But i lack the constitution for suicide Life imitates art art imitates life Reciprocity keeps em both alive Ohh I wish I could go back in time And earnestly listen to my mom's lullabies Chorus 2x [Verse 2: Big Burn] The king of non sequiturs yes im back World order's restored LeBron's with the Cavs Maniac mansion tentacle rape Even in 8 bit women still aren't safe How to cheer up a man that lost stakes? A gorgeous Katie's Cakery Cake The next voyager they send into space Best contain the Paris Hilton s**tape I've got aphorisms I can spew for days A thin line between original and cliché My record is 5 movies in a day A burgeoning cinephile protégé Aging and pa**ion are at odds Specially when your souls locked in a garage Pensively think about the uncaused cause At my parents house while watching the stars Chorus Bridge - I'll play and play and play and play some more as no on ever played the drums before [Verse 3: Big Burn] Motherf** that Kimye bankroll I'ma get Gunther the IV cash flow I know that might sound overblown But rap's intertwined with braggadocio I'm more technical than mango's fox Crunching syllables call me Captain Crunch Walking talking paradox Woah, that's pretty heavy Doc My soul's tortured like Nauman's clown I'm begging to be euthanized into the ground Like arya with the hound Put me out of my damn misery now Existential nihilism that's my jam Insignificant like a grain of sand Cryogenically freeze me stop my breath Wake me when they find a cure for d**h Chorus