Venus was a fly trap The man you loved devoured I used to dream about your sister Standing in the shower But I was never cool You thought I was a cowboy I wonder where my gun is Can you spare a bullet, señorita? And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst Generation X-Wing That's got to be the d**h Star I used to dream about the future I used to dream about a lot of things But I was never cool So you can call me loser Yeah you can call me anything You want to, señorita And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst Help me up with a pair of wings, A little rope, all those things She always said I'd find the cure for cancer I read my horoscope but I just can't pull it off alone Venus was a fly trap The man you loved devoured I used to dream about your sister f**ing me in the shower But I was never cool So you can call me loser Yeah you can call me anything You want to, señorita And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst And I will always be the worst Worst Worst