Matthew Friedberger - Do You Like Blondes? lyrics

I took ATA ft 4377 to a place it doesn't want to go to see someone who wasn't there With Tifani in tow I talked to her across the aisle I think she was hoping the light of the lord would show her Swedish? Do you like blondes? No. Could be. Once I borrowed a book from a friend of mine Who lived around the block And on page 37 had written in red pen on the side "You're going to hell" And I couldn't sleep for weeks And I would cry all the time But I was too scared to tell anyone about it I thought if only I didn't know English The devil wouldn't have gotten me So I prayed everyday that God would show me other languages So I could forget English and be safe