Matt Stone - Chocolate Salty Balls lyrics

Thank you very much I'm Chef This song is of my second hit album Two tablespoons of cinnamon And two or three egg whites A half a stick of bu*ter Melt it Stick it all in a bowl, baby Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour You'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Oooh, s** on my chocolate salty balls Stick 'em in your mouth, and s** 'em! s** on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of vitamins and good for you So s** on my balls Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate And a half a cup of brandy You throw in a bag or two of sugar And just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet 'Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to three-fifty And give that spoon a lick Say, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth s** on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now) Put 'em in your mouth and s** 'em! s** on my chocolate salty balls There packed full of goodness, high on fiber s** on my balls Hey, wait a minute What's that smell? Smell like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby, you better get back in the kitchen 'Cause I gotta sneak in suspicion Oh, man, baby Baby, you just burnt my balls! Help me, my balls on fire Oh, baby My balls are burning Get me some water! Pour some water on me My balls are burning! Oh, my goodness! Blow on 'em, blow on 'em, do somethin'! Oooh, s** on my chocolate salty balls Put em in your mouth and s** 'em! They're on fire, baby! s** on my chocolate salty balls Pet em out baby, blow Oh s** on my balls, baby s** on my balls, baby s** on my, red hot, salty, chocolate balls Come on, baby Oooh, oooh! s** on my balls