Matt Mulholland - Hot b**hes Fast Cars lyrics

Fast cars hot b**hes, hot b**hes fast cars Fast car hot b**hes, hot cars fast b**hes This is what it's like when you come into town All these b**hes and hoes and pimps around Every single motherf**er belongs to me 'Cause I'm a rapper with obscene amounts of money How'd I get so rich? I don't even know I just talk into a mic, now I'm rollin' in the dough I got more bling on my thing than on anyone's ring When I go into a club all you hear is "cha-ching" Pimp my ride? f** I pimped my house I got 20 inch rims on my toaster and spouse Got a spoiler on my mower, hydraulics in my bed And neons on my fridge That change from orange to red I'm a motherf**in genuine thug Bought a vacuum cleaner that'll clean the sh** Out of anyone's rug When I go window shopping, I buy f**ing windows Then I buy some curtains for the windows When I say "I'm just looking", I mean I'm just looking At all this sh** that I'm about to buy I just get whatever the f**, don't even know why In my life, the money has gotten me far And I can afford an orchestra to play for half a bar I get all the love 'cause of all of my money And just last night I had s** with Bugs Bunny He's not even real, I paid to bring him to life Then I k**ed him, and f**ed his wife I got so much money to use my time I pay heaps of people to come over, and then stand in a line Then I make them change the order of the people in the line It's a f**ing waste of my money and my time I'm so loaded I can use the same line And just change it a bit to make it rhyme I don't even need to make sh** rhyme That's how rich I am, f** f** orange, yeah Let's see you rhyme some sh** with orange, b**h sh** no it wasn't always this way I grew up in the ghetto of the motherf**ing bay I'm a nice guy, give my money to the needy Like my left hand, my right hand, and Mr. Teeny Mr. Teeny is the name my b**h gave to my dong That's why I rap about how much money I got 'Cause I'm really self-conscious About the size of my schlong Being so big I mean, and sh** I'm so rich I eat diamonds for breakfast Milk and honey? f** off and gimme some more money I drink 4000 year old scotch Mother f** they didn't even have scotch 4000 years ago Had to buy some sh** to go back into time So it can age nice and slow I invented forks And I can say sh** like that and nobody will disagree If they do I'll get my crew to make sure they'll be Swimming with the fishes, see And I can have s** with whatever and whoever Regardless of species, gender, age, and race I just give the lawyers millions of dollars And they get the f** off my case Hippity hippity hop hop, hippity hop whop f** I'm rich Holy sh** you just can't imagine how rich I am, it's bad Povery, starving kids, charity? f** that sh** it don't make me sad If they wanna stop starving and being poor Just go get some money, simple as that Least they don't have to worry About getting f**ing fat And I am, whatever you say I am If I'm not, I'll pay you till you say I am