Matt Mulholland - Homo Pirates lyrics

Sailing on a pirate ship With my rugged crew Eighteen manly men No one had a clue Went to a party on the ship Where I met a fair young la** Before I knew what was happening The cabin boy touched my a** h*mo pirates Trying to bury their treasure in your a** I spun around in anger as the crew came my way And then I realised "Holy sh**, they've all turned gay" Four years on the pirate ship, no one gave a care Until the captain and first mate braided each others' hair The ship began to shake from winds up above Turns out it was the second mate and captain making love Shots were heard from far beyond The enemy was drawing near We just slowed right down So they could take us from the rear It started off real innocent A kiss every now and then I should have realised what was happening When the flag was replaced With pictures of naked men