Matt Mulholland - Fully Functional Penis lyrics

My friend's goal in life Is to one day go to Venus All I want is a wife And a fully functional penis I look for some romance And I see a damn fine dame She turns and looks at my pants Oh, I think I just came I want A fully functional penis You were mine, and I was yours Our lives held so much luck But you ran right out, slamming all my doors 'Cause I couldn't get it up Oh how I wish, that I could take a piss Without pain, I want to be dead Pick up a chick, no she won't touch my dick I got a dog to s** on my head