Matt Langston - And I'm a Mormon lyrics

I'm best friends with Optimus Prime The godfather of the Cylon-Hybrid child I ride my bicycle to work And I've never been a jerk I've got a spare umbrella every time it's storming And I'm a Mormon Well when Luke went down to take out the d**h Star He flipped that targetting computer on I was the voice inside his head saying "Use the force instead," I taught Green Day to live without warning And I'm a Mormon Well your faith has been around for centuries But mine just put my family on TV Yeah I'm similar to you Just a little more improved Yeah the life I lead's the one you've always wanted And I'm a Mormon When it was looking like all hope was lost I captured all of Al-Qaeda inside a pokeball Yeah this might be big of me Man I love polygamy Oh I really wish that kind of thing was normal 'Cause I'm a Mormon And when aliens invaded the planet And we didn't know if we would survive It was Will Smith and me fighting for humanity Yeah our popup ads are anything but boring And I'm a Mormon Well your faith has been around for centuries But mine just put my family on TV Yeah I'm similar to you Just a little more improved Yeah the life I lead's the one you've always wanted And I'm a Mormon I'm just as middle cla** and happy as can be Maybe you've seen my commercials on TV Having faith is so much fun Yeah I'm telling everyone that if having your own planet is important Become a Mormon Well your faith has been around for centuries But mine just put my family on TV Oh if he could just see me Joseph Smith would be tickled pink I wake up to a new wife every morning And I'm a Mormon