"Merry christmas" I'm really sorry I'm really sorry …is the perfect babysitter The last household remedy Needs no dresses Just one complete machine And if you still have doubt I'm here to make you believe Just listen to this testimony (which we bleed) And listen to the simple formulae It's easy as 1, 2, 3… I'll pay a little visit… I'll whisper oh so softly And fill their minds with dreams I'll corrupt their tiny souls With secrets they can't keep