Matt Hammon - Cla**ifieds lyrics

Look through the cla**ifieds, maybe I'll find a friend who cares (Decent and true, but my interests are few) How would I reply? Start with "I've never done this before" And all the chains that bind, you might find they're just threads that float around It's fun to fantasize through someone else's eyes Every week, I read the advertisements from start to end (Stable, mature, but a little unsure) What I am I looking for? #340's in here again Like the characters portrayed in a play no one ever stops to read I have to say that this all seems strange to me It's not that different from my life Condense it down into five lines Now I know the reason why these ads all look alike How can anyone describe who they are in a page or less? (Desperately looking for someone, I guess) But when the morning comes, both of you will be scratching your heads In the aftermath, head to the bathroom to straighten up and then You realize you forgot your toothbrush again And what you saw in those five lines: Did it materialize? Now you know the reason why that one's in there every time Look through the cla**ifieds Who's in the cla**ifieds? I'm through with the cla**ifieds