Matt Caplan - Nine Percent Chance lyrics

[Rob] Why am I feeling so good? Why am I feeling so high? Like I could reach for the sky And nothing's gonna bring me down? 'Cause you paved the way for romance When you kept him out of your pants I'm a new man today and I say Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I've got a nine percent chance of your love A nine percent chance of your love Nine percent of the time It's me your thinking of My foot's in the door And if you're keeping score I only need ninety-one more I'm back on my game now And fit as a fiddle 'Cause you can't deny that You want me a little I'm back in the driver's seat Or at least in the car I'm back on the road To where you are I've got a nine percent chance of your love A nine percent chance of your love And I'm pretty sure It's just a matter of when My chances go up to ten [Barry] I'm gonna lay it all on the line Get out from under this bushel and shine I've got music to make And finally it will be heard I've been hiding myself, that was wrong The world's done without me for far too long Hey, Coldplay - get out of my way Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I've got a one percent chance of success A one percent chance, maybe less I will be known As his royal rock highness Facing the odds At a hundred to one But that's still better than none [Rob & Barry] Sometimes all you need is A sliver of hope 'n' You may just succeed or At least the door's open What once seemed impossible Is there in your reach You're riding the wave Or at least on the beach [Rob] I could win back her heart [Barry] I could make the chicks dance I've got a one percent- [Rob] A nine percent chance [Dick] I'm gonna find out her last name And find out if she feels the same I'll ask her out And get to see what's in her heart There's not much hope I can win it But the game has begun, and look who's in it Who knows? She might go- [Spoken] Yeah, maybe if I was the last man on Earth [Sung] There's a point, oh Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! One percent chance she'll say yes Around one in a billion I guess I'm approaching infinity and happiness We could go on a date It could be any day I'm only light years away I'm gonna ask Anna out [Barry] I'm gonna rock the world [Rob] She hasn't slept with him yet That's what she- [All] Said She said! [Guy with Mohawk] Maybe there is a God [Futon Guy] Maybe I've got a pray'r [Hipster] Maybe, oh maybe Elvis- [All] Isn't dead! [Rob, Dick & Barry] Sometimes all you need is A sliver of hope 'n' You may just succeed or At least the door's open What once seemed impossible Is there in your reach You're riding the wave Or at least on the beach [Rob] If I've got a chance [Barry] And I've got a chance [Dick] Then I've got a chance [Rob, Dick & Barry] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey hey! [Rob] I've got a nine percent chance of your love! [Ensemble] Nine percent chance of your love! [Rob] A nine percent chance of your love! [Ensemble] Nine percent chance of your love! [Rob] Nine percent of the time it's me- [All] You're thinking of! [Rob] You say that it's hopeless But I say that's bull My cup runneth over Well, it's- [All] Nine percent full! [Rob] And that's a fine percent chance [Ensemble] Fine percent chance [Rob] A nine percent chance [Ensemble] Nine percent chance [Rob] Of your love! [Rob, spoken] I feel great! Of your love! So great in fact- Ooh, ooh, ooh I go out and sleep with Marie LaSalle! Of your love!