Matt Berry - Accident at a Harvest Festival lyrics

Don't make me feel bad cause I know It's too much to take in one go But there's something that you should all know Now tell all these young folks to go I gave him my gun just to try But it went off right in his eye And his brains hit and bounced off my shed So it's safe to a**ume that he's dead Oh, my life is a festival She's been so kind to me And I know these people And they never would spit in my eye Don't make me feel sad cause I know? And loosing a man is quite cold When I think of the harvest we've had And, praise God, I should be quite glad Oh, On Earth, our blood turns to dirt Most of his covered my shirt Oh, my life is a festival And I know it's because And there are straight and plain And they never would spit in my eye Oh, my life is a tapestry Just plain honest folk And they never would do, No not anything bad in their lives