The sea pig is a vegetable so how can you read his mind The sea pig is unquestionably the greatest of his kind The sea pig out there swimming, swimming in an open sea The sea pig spreads his message over you and me Don't dissect the message of the sea pig Leave his words in the sea alone He's just trying to be a crazy sea pig Let the sea pig go back home The sea pig has no reason, no arms, legs or feet But he will always be in our sea pig top sixteen We're best friends with the sea pig speed dial number one The sea pig's never sober he's always drunk on fun [Chorus] Obama we need change Just because Korea's within nuclear range Don't send them down into the sea Or the sea pig will have no room to breathe All the world's leading corporations Are trying to bring the rain forests down But the sea pig he will not allow this Cos he's the baddest sea pig in town The sea pig thinks that eating meat is wrong [Chorus] The sea pig is the Miley Cyrus of the deep blue sea The greatest holothurian that you've ever seen There is a hidden tragedy deep within these lines This is his only mention since June two thousand and nine [Chorus/outro]