Mathletes - Jason Chu ≥ Superstar lyrics

It's been four weeks since we last saw Jason Our funky Asian friend He erected our belief in humanity Ever since Ross was dead Yeah, Ross is dead to us Why did you do it Ross? Why did you ever want to hurt us? All we ever did was care Yeah, all we ever did was care for you All we ever wanted was a chance to s** your balls All we ever wanted was a chance to s** your balls Metaphorically of course He took us home from home depot Tried to strangle us in the shower But we are not f**ing Mexicans You will pay us by the hour Just like Jason always does He knows our prices And he respects them Like every Asian does Yeah, those Asians are so good with their money They stay within their economical boundaries They stay within their economical boundaries Metaphorically of course You know what doesn't respect boundaries? Lee's f**ing moustache I mean who the f**s got a moustache these days? Only steers and queers Where's your f**ing cowboy hat? (I left mine at home. It's not a big deal) Wanquo Bona Chalice Thomas Alexander John Super bo*er Pirate I Am Gay Please Lick Me If You Are A Man Murray The lesser half of this band He lost our only fan on MSN Crash, bang, swish, slorp thunk Wack, pow, crunch (s**y sounds) wallop Onomatopoeically of course We love July almost as much as Calum do We've got so much in common come be our fan won't you We'll tuck it til it turns blue Cyber s** with Finnish men, you know what we mean Dressing up in mummy's clothes, tuck your tail between -Your legs and cluck Cluck like a chicken Calum come cluck with us You know who else likes fried chicken? Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu, Jason Chu Since this is the last verse It's gotta sound proper romantic And talk about sweet things Like putting your penis in between her thighs Or ejaculating in her eyes Is it love at first sight if you cum in her eyes? Is it love at first sight if you cum in Jason Chu's eyes? We still love Jason, Jason Chu Jason means so much to me and you