Math Genius - Kilpat Math Co. lyrics

An up-and-coming politician named William Quincy Johnson is running for president. Like many presidents, he gives a campaign speech offering promised results during his potential administration. Among those was that while he was in office, 1/cot² + cos sec = tan csc/cos, as well as sin²/cos = sec – cos, and even that sec – cos = tan²cos! Reporters at every news agency asked fact-checkers to see if these promises were even possible. Only the world-renowned mathematicians at Kilpat Math Co. could figure it out. UPDATE: President William Quincy Johnson has unofficially been elected to the Oval Office. At his State of the Union address, he delivered perhaps the most beautiful piece of prose ever uttered on the White House lawn: cot/csc - sin/(1-cos²)1/2 = sin/tan - (1-cos²)1/2/sin It's a new era