This is the story with the fantastic lies Or some facts to help us minimalize As for this shelter I can plainly deny But you can't k** time without injuring us And we'll count up all the goods now This is the girl with such fantastic eyes Such brute creation to but lay up beside Should cut our nails and wash up our feet And enjoy the tedium that's yet been untried by me And we'll count up all the goods now There are more than you ever thought you'd own Lift up your fingers and let's untie the string Let's knot them all to see what this monster brings 'Cause it's real soothing with its tail in its knees 'Cause you can cry once without harrowing thus And we'll count up all the goods now Don't you know that they've come to be your host? Didn't mean to skank your art Should've never hung around us (dear) Didn't want your money, oh baby now When it lasted all day, we would blast it all day We would bring it on and on It's all in your head