There's a place where I can hide away Just for a little holiday In the house of a friend we know and love Called Nan True's Hole - All right darlin' let's get on, we haven't got much time. - Um... get on with what? - Well, darlin' you know what, um, what we're here for don't you? - A-actually, I'm not quite sure. - What do you mean, not quite sure? What did you come here for? - I came here, uh, to find out. - You mean... How old are you? - Well, I'm... I'm near... getting near forty, actually. - What, and you mean you don't know? How come you don't know? What've you been doing all your life? - Well, I've had a very nice life. I've had a very good life, but I must admit I don't know what I'm here for. - Well, you're a funny one, aren't you? All right, we'll have to help you out then. First of all... I think first of all you'd better take off your trousers. - Uh, take off my trousers, yes... How's that? - That's a start. Now, come over here... That feels nice, doesn't it? - Oh yes, very nice. Very nice. Lovely... That's lovely... Ooh, that is nice... - Well, how was that? There's a place where I can hide away Just for a little holiday In the house of a friend we know Called Nan True's Hole