Masai Bey - For the Record lyrics

Since the beginnig, there has always been smut God is smut, d**h is smut, your girl is probably smut, hip hop is smut And now, for your pleasure, all you dirty f**s Smut Peddlers [Cage] See me on laserdisc f**in your b**h I-I-I, I coat my house in plastic cause I'm a health risk My landlord tries to evict this I f** girls an*lly and then I'm on they sh** list No S&M cops could hold me Gimmie twenty tapes and I'll g**n your Dolby Battery acid, splash the basket Now she need reconstructive surgery For all the non productive, citizens like organs I live with a tec and Kiss the Girls like Morgan Freeman, dusted f** up ten He-men Peekin, some'll still see bugs on me sleepin Hibernate your whole state, incubate Then I scrape off the ambiotic fluids with a rake I can't concentrate when I levitate, bong lakes That's all your games when Raid stops on my brain scape (Chorus) For the record I'm a peddler Of so many useful tools Enough, you could never get of Good hot, even better when it cools We about to melt y'all n***a's cheddar (x2) [Mr. Eon] The crafty from the master flee dastardly Smut Peddlers, it has to be, who the hell's after me It's Starbuck, you starstruck, I'm verbally charged up With your hard luck your microphone is hard up I got devout Christians enlistin for Mormon missions Check the inscriptions, and visions, inscisions Cyclops beamin, cut a diamond with percision Key to twistin a ???, roaches I be squishin Addictions on scriptures, call it pet vices You sh** better than ?Glen Rice is Ted Nice's? I'm bu*tery, auction my steez at Sotheby's Jealousy, cause we be what others be Now blessed be he who pack abstract apparatus Rhyme with more attitude than B.A. Baracus Flyin at night, writin the white lines Your sh** ain't workin like Slick Rick's right eye (Chorus) [Masai Bey] Ayo, this ain't a rhyme, kid It's a plug, for a ?cush**e? product That cleans more than Woolite Other leadin brands emit packages randomly to people Study their reactions then scam 'em For example ya, cheese crumb records Six different flavors and guess what, they all cheddar I can't believe the time and money that consumers waste On a variety of the same exact taste You phony rappers makin music for the rich to dance to Hope you can get into that circle But if you want some light, go see Spieldberg He could use some house, high cla** herb n***a To freestlye about chaufferin him around And can't wait to write about the Benz on his break But this product's name is Masai Bey And the ad was paid for by the most High (Chorus)