And she knows That you haven't even asked her To come over She doesn't care And she combs her hair A hundred times in the mirror Cause you like it like that But she doesn't care She recites poems On the way to your house You'll never hear them She doesn't care And that's why you're there You better watch out for her She'll eat you up and she'll spit out the burrs She'll talk about you to all of the girls But you wait for her Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb That's why you stay at home And she's slower than valium That's why you stay at home And she goes So that you can hardly see her It's so slow But you don't know I heard she plays Country songs on the dobro I don't know How they go She looks pretty good Sometimes it's hard to focus And she's pretty nice It's like hocus pocus 1, 2, 3 she'll cast a spell on you She did it to me and that's my point of view Abracadabra, you'll be stuck like glue But you like it like that Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb That's why you stay at home And she's slower than valium That's why you stay at home She's sweeter than a honeycomb That's why you stay at home Va-aaa-lium Why you stay at home