Mary Testa - Whizzer Going Down lyrics

[MARVIN] He hates my wife I hate his food He thinks I'm rude, but nice I think he's nice, but indiscreet He thinks I'm sweet But he treats me kinda funny I say: Whizzer, Whizzer Brown I see Whizzer going down Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown Isn't it delightful playing easy? Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I care I found your door We sing out more and more and more and more now He rubs my neck I rub his thigh He asks me why I sweat I ask him why he bites his nails And then he takes me in his arms And then he lights another cigarette I say: Whizzer, Whizzer Brown I see Whizzer going down Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown Isn't it delightful playing easy? Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I care I found your door We sing out more and more and more and more now Go Whizzer! How about Whizzer? Breathe deep Whizzer Up and he's going down [LADIES] Go Whizzer! How about Whizzer? Breathe deep Whizzer Up and he's going down [MARVIN] He's on his knees I'm lying flat Just like a bad idea He starts to blow I start to fight The room is yellow and the bed is white He's going down; I think I'll die away He's going down; I think I'll die, die, die I say Whizzer, oh Whzzer Whizzer Brown I see Whizzer going down [ALL] Bah dah yah yup bah buh dah buh dah buh Yup bah dah yah dah yah Yup bah dah yah dah yah Bah duh dah duh dah dah Bah dah dah dah (Sounds of bodies slapping.) (Voices.) (Marvin screams.) [MARVIN] He's going down He's going down He's going down [LADIES] ...He's going down ...He's going down ...He's going down Go Whizzer! Down! [ALL] Down!