Mary Prankster - The World Is Full Of Bastards lyrics

He said "Mary is the rarest gem and she's the wildest flower I'll make my Mary merrier with every pa**ing hour So I made a certain sacrifice, as soon as we were through I said "Your Mary loves you, Lad" and he said "Mary Who?" You don't know if an apple's rotten til you take a bite You don't know if there's breakfast come until you spend the night and I'm sure I'll kiss my share of frogs before my time is done The world is full of ba*tards and I've dated every one! And the lad was oh-so-generous, much more than you would think He didn't have a lisence but he still drove me to drink and I had no insecurities, so he gave me some of his But I didn't need his sorrow, man, I'm Irish as it is! You don't know if an apple's rotten til you take a bite You don't know if there's breakfast come until you spend the night and I'm sure I'll kiss my share of frogs before my time is done The world is full of ba*tards and I've dated every one! (Guitar solo) You don't know if the Beer is bitter til you buy a gla** You don't know if your piece of mind is just a piece of a** and I'm sure I'll kiss my share of frogs before my time is done The world is full of ba*tards and I've dated every one The world is full of ba*tards and I've dated.... EVERY ONE!