Mary Prankster - The Bottle's Talking Now lyrics

Darlin' take the duct tape from the shelf Save me from my foolish, drunken self Character a**a**inations From my spirits and libations It's just the bottle talking now As the intoxication flows My sweet inebriation grows When martinis pa** my lips All my quips get razor tips It's just the bottle talking now And I take another swallow Could it be my leg is hollow? Shot, with a beer to follow My charm is cashed I must be trashed Darlin' take this co*ktail from my sight Take my keys and make me spend the night Won't live down the things I say If I live to see another day It's just the bottle talking now