Ive had a bumper crop of lemons in my life Ive had a hurricane of citrus flavored strife But I got a half an hour And a juicer and a carving knife Ive seen the future and it looks like lemonade Ive seen the future and it looks like lemonade Mix an ocean of a potion Make you wish you never stayed Im gonna sugarcoat the sour things I say Im gonna water down my wicked wordly way Im gonna sell it by the roadside Every sunny summers day