Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen - No One Tells The President What To Do lyrics

Someday I'd like to be President It's a job that's caught my eye I know I'd enjoy being President And here's the reason why No one tells the President how to dress No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone No one tells the President not to slouch No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch." No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon" Unless they want to be the next Amba**ador to the moon Chorus No one tells the President No one tells the President No one tells the President what to do No one tells the President not to run No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done" No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears" Unless they want to have a "time out" for the next four years Chorus She'll change all the rules The kids'll run the schools She'll be on the side of girls and boys She'll fix all the laws She'll be like Santa Claus And her cabinets will overflow with toys No one tells the President how to speak (Parent: Ashley!) No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week." (Parent: Time to eat!) So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been" I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in 'Cause no one tells the President (Parent: Mary-Kate!) No one tells the President (Come on!) No one tells the President what to do (Time to wash up) No one tells the President No one tells the President No one tells the President what to do (I'm gonna count to three.) No one tells the President (One...) No one tells the President (Two...) No one tells the President what to do (Two and a half...) No one tells the President (Girls!) No one tells the President (I mean that!) No one tells the President what to do (Now!) Coming! See you on Election Day