Fell off my bike and got it bent Uh-oh...accident! Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb Uh-oh...accidumb Oh no, poor thumb...accidumb! Jumped in the lake with a flying leap Uh-oh, accideep Oh no, lake leap...accideep! Chorus: Skinned my knee bumped my head It's a wonder I live through All the stupid things I accidently... Accidoo! Fell on my lunch and it went squish Uh-oh, accidish Oh no, lunch, squish...accidish! Sat in the yard got attacted by ants Uh-oh, accidance Oh no, ants in my pants...accidance! Chorus Took me a bath and ate the soap Uh-oh, accidope Oh no, ate soap...accidope! This is the way my day is spent Uh-oh, accident Oh no, day spent - I don't want no more Accident!