Those annoying little things (annoying little things) That grab your attention (grab your attention) By crawling into places, I wouldn't want to mention They should be taught some manners (taught some manners) Despite their height (You're right!) They shouldn't take what isn't theirs And it's impolite to fight Chorus: Critters on my crackers Bugs on my baloney Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee Those little things make your stomach grumble Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble Fleas in the flour Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour Ants in my pants And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant Insignificant little things (insignificant) When they're on their own (on their own) But put them in a squadron They'll eat you to the bone Delicious little things (yum yum yum) You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it) Cause you know they taste best When dipped in chocolate Chorus I swear it was this big! Critters on my crackers Bugs on my baloney Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee Those little things make your stomach grumble Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble Critters on my crackers Bugs on my baloney O Oh! Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs Critters, critters, critters On my crackers