Marteria - Green Green Gras lyrics

Green Green Gras of Home I am the very model of a cartoon individual, My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical. I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read, From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head. I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette, Then smack the villain with a fish. I know my cartoon etiquette. I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright, Then make up with flowers made of real explosive dynamite. When in a jam, I just yell, "Stop!" and villains in their tracks are froze, Then I sneak up, and utter "Start!" and take their hands and honk their nose. I am quite proud to be in such a hierarch'al progeny, From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny. To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different sceneries, Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries. From this bag here, why, I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal. (Dank an Jet dir nix an für den Text)