MARKED FOR DELETION - This Gigantic Robot k**s lyrics

Billy built a robot in his parent's garage Because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack Let's party like it's '96 and bring the horn section back." Back before Gwen Stefani started rapping with Pharrell Gas cost $1.15 and Goldfinger could sell When reality TV wasn't scripted or contrived The bra** was phat and bumpin' and the beats were all played live See, Billy was obsessed with 3rd wave ska The Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, he'd seen them all He longed for a time when even Bill Clinton played the sax On the white house lawn, and kids wore shades and checkered slacks So Billy sits back In the cla** and labs Put a notebook on his lap 'Cause he plans a task To make a giant robot How's that? And bring the real Orange County back This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand The robot was completed and it opened up it's eyes Weighing 700 pounds, and standing 8 foot 5 With his black coat, white shoes, black hat, set to attack The robot headed to the hills to give those spoiled kids a smack Christoph Leary got knocked flat As Billy bumped the Aquabats He ripped out Mischa Barton's spine To crank Save Ferris and Sublime He burnt down Heidi Montag's home And to blast the OC Supertones His scream was smashing LC's head Ska is not dead This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the OC by surprise He'll make you do the macerena As you rock your Tamagachi With your Newton down in Woodstock Playing Sega la-di-da-di He brought the 90's back And then he freed Tibet If you can't find his jam on Napster then the warehouse sells ca**ettes (Old school) Gigantic (he was) Gigantic (this robot) Gigantic (so very) Gigantic (ska robot) This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the whole world by surprise Ska is not dead