MARKED FOR DELETION - Stat-60 lyrics

9 o'clock cla** feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English The Sum of Squares? I don't need this But I'm positive, studying hard, gotta pa** this, no holds barred But essay due last Thursday man, Moby Dick I understand Up 'till five in the library, Meyer Lair, kind of scary Asleep at eight then up at ten, missed the lecture can't pretend I get the null hypothesis... on Tuesday's test, I was dissed [Chorus] Got STAT-60 on my mind In my notes and in my rhymes Chi-squared values all the time Easy quarter? Not this time Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, Professor Thomas? Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this: You get involved in radio, work really hard, get your own show But whoops, you slip, and play a track, uncensored as matter of fact The FCC gets on your back, the station manager says it's whack The probability that youOll loose your show on 90.1? 1.0 Let's say that you're late for cla**, racing down peddling fast You live in A, cla** is at B, integrate time and velocity The probability that you'll crash your bike In White Plaza on the way to Psych, .34 on your cell phone, .85 if you hit a cone [REPEAT Chorus] Let's say you meet this hot soph*more, she likes you, you can't ignore X the months that you date, P the probability that it's great You break up but you still kiss, you're not discrete it's continuous Late night hook ups nebulous, thin line friendship no big fuss Weekly sessions on the phone, made the right choice, you're on your own Good to be single all alone, degrees of freedom you can't clone But calculate E of X, you're at a party you see your ex The probability that your heart breaks in 2 She's with someone new and it's not you [REPEAT Chorus] S-T-A-T sixty, baby S-T-A-T sixty, baby S-T-A-T sixty, baby S-T-A-T sixty I'm going to pa** this cla**, so... you know