Mark Ronson - Brand New Car lyrics

[Produced by Mark Ronson] [Additional production by Statik Selektah] [Hook] I got a brand new car I got a jazz guitar [Intro] Welcome, everybody [Verse 1] Thank you a lot for coming, it means a lot to me Steer the yacht with my knee, plenty of botany Damn, bad chick on top of me, p**nography And I know she only want me for my guap-ery (Ahem... let me get my voice right Gary, sorry, 1, 2, 3, 4) It's the first time ever Yo f** this jacket, I turn this sh** to 85 napkins Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain Trust you me, Gotham's safer now But there's always a new joker in town Ready to smoke you with that pound But when he shoots it, the flag says "BANG!" and everybody laughs He must be up and off the molly tab I'm by the bar lookin' Swedish in the trenchcoat stupid The only one drinkin' mango la**i in the bullpen My lips are sealed like the singer with bad skin My need for speed made the Jag spin Dog, I'll resurrect Freaky Tah to do my ad-libs Overseas I prolly got mad kids That I don't even know about, you better slow down, baby I'm still young, f** it, gotta use it while it works Nothin' lasts forever, or does it? f** it Shout out to my cousins, all of 'em [Hook] I got a brand new car I got a jazz guitar [Verse 2] I'll take it back to playin' handball and smokin' on the park benches Dippin' cabs and hoppin' fences Laughin' all the way back to the buildin' runnin' Got to the door, twist the key, elevator waitin' for me 100, got upstairs and fixed eleven bowls of Crispix Grabbed a Snapple out the bin, no one's an even match for the kid Legs are made of stone, the back of a bridge In goal line situations I'll tackle the fridge Peace to Mike Ditka, 50 on the light fixture Right side shifter, fight fixer, twist your sister And I ain't talkin' 'bout the hair band, mothaf**a It's Bam Bam doin' ah ah ah ah [Outro] Out with the, ah! I can't even get this f**in' right, are you kidding me? I'm ashamed of myself, I'm sorry