Mark Leidner - The Awesomest Bagel lyrics

It's this nice 'everything' bagel with a fat chicken salad dollop dollopped on it nicely, too, first, and on top of that chicken salad, these eight tiny strips of tender bacon, and then there's a level of cheddar bubbling because it's been grilled, and some finely cut strips of steak also embedded inside the cheddar, and on top of that's two big slices of tomato, and one ounce of shred sh**ake mushrooms, the awesomest bagel ever, you're not supposed to sleep with a woman unless you love her, and these green Mexican chive-things sprinkled on top of it all. So f**ing awesome.