Mark Kozelek - War on Drugs: s** My Cock lyrics

[Verse 1] We were on up stage, I heard a cla**ic drum fill Blasting a hundred decibels over the hill It was getting pretty vile, I asked who it was A guy in a raincoat shouted back, "They're called 'War On Drugs!'" It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock I said, "This next song's called 'The War On Drugs Can s** My co*k'" [Chorus 1] s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k, War On Drugs s** my co*k [Verse 2] We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill To a bunch of drunk hillbillies and it swelled like swill The microphones didn't work, the staff couldn't give a f** The crowd was getting out of hand and I told them all to shut the f** up [Chorus 2] All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up [Verse 3] Someone got offended and wrote a piece of crap Some spoiled b**h, rich kid, blogger brat And posted some graffiti done by some half-wit Who thought my actual name was 'Sun Kil Moon', what a dumb sh** [Chorus 3] Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself [Verse 4] I met War On Drugs tonight and they're pretty nice But their hair's long and greasy, hope they don't have lice I heard them do their soundcheck; next to The Byrds They're definitely the whitest band I've ever f**ing heard [Chorus 4] The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs "Then there's more!" [laughs] [Guitar solo] [Verse 5] Playing the Fillmore tonight and it's sold out Bridge and tunnel people are people, too, this is their big night out Smoke a joint with their buddies on their way in their cars They're going to rock out tonight to some beer commercial lead guitar [Chorus 5] Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some— [Chorus 6] War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, beer commercial rock War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, beer commercial rock [Guitar solo] [Chorus 7] War On Drugs loves Fleetwood Mac War On Drugs loves Mellencamp War On Drugs, let's give 'em a cheer War On Drugs made three albums, took 'em nine f**ing years! (Applause) [Outro] War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, s** my co*k "Guess it's gonna just fade out..."