Mark Douglas - Why are you filming me? lyrics

When I hang around my house I do it theatrically Is somebody watching me? HEY! Oh its you You scared the crap outta me Why are you filming me? Dont you know I hate it when you Sneak up on me like that I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat So now Im gonna read a book And give you a dirty look Just let me read my book I like to dress up like a fabulous clown Do you like my hair up or does it look better down When its Emo like this, I look Japanese I look like Zoolander now Hey, why are you filming me? Im using the lavatory! Im doing a number three! Hey by the way Did you pay the cable bill It was on the windowsill Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe Im singing about a dude But they won't let me show the dude [Boyfriend turns the camera around and he says HAAAAAAY but his face is blurred out] Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay Its totally cool when two chicks to make out Everyone is amused I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news That doesnt make sense to me OWW I just hit my knee! Why are you filming me? Stop laughing at me Why are you filming me?