Mark Douglas - One Direction - History PARODY! Key Of Awesome #106 lyrics

[Verse 1: Harry Styles] Sorry To Tell You 1D is dead As soon as this song is done I'm gonna shave my head And join the Military It's always been my dream WHOOPIE! [Verse 2: Niall Horan] It's time to F*** off Let's phone it in I was too lazy to put my contact lenses in Lets get this over with Roll the nostalgic clips From last week [Chorus: All] Time to put 1D out of its misery Cause the dream has gotten stale So we're getting out of jail Time to bail out of boy band purgatory This dog and pony shows saying adios and we'll see you never [Verse 3: Liam Payne] I don't like music (what) I never have (that's mental) Just wanted to score some cash and loads of groupie a** Got a fit model now And a fat bank account Peace Out! [Chorus: All] You and me won't get any of the royalties (Why?) Never wrote a single note (Oh, right) One of us will end up broke Won't be me One last time dance awkwardly Never found the beat We had ten left feet But we failed together [Bridge: Louis Tomlinson] Matching Suits Bad Reviews Taylor Swift Talking S*** Apologies Mean Parodies Feeling Lame Where is Zayn? [Zayn Malik] Hello mates I swung by To show off my new hair dye And to plug my song And to tell you all that I have become the Justin One [Chorus: Niall Horan] Hey Louis I am starting A golf agency (LOOK IT UP!) Do you mind if I play through *burp* Whacking balls is what I do No more tweets, screams And no more s**y loitering [bridge 2...] We can be adults We can join a cult We can sleep past seven Buy Some Baggy Jeans And smoke all the W*** And eat chips forever Wanna shag my wife Lead a normal life And have no direction