Mark Douglas - Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap lyrics

[Nice Peter as Lord Voldemort] I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history I'll slay your a** out like Cedric Diggory With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor You's a punk a** little kid without Dumbeldore I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see You're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead If you think you can win then you've been sorely misled [Epic Lloyd as Harry Potter] You's a big bald fairy, you think I'm scared of you I smoked a basilisk and I'll smoke you too I got witches in cla** I got witches in the halls If you look under my cloak, you'll see my Hagrid size balls I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart's Express You can't touch me son, I drive magic cars I dish out big hurt, you just pa** out little scars! [Nice Peter as Lord Voldemort] Poor little Harry, you're such darling lad Do you miss your Uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad? Oh that's right, I k**ed ‘em, you're little owl too All your friends are next, I'll cut right through your crew You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermione? My boys are called d**h eaters, they're black magic studs They'll make you disappear, they don't care for mudbloods You can never find me, it's like trying to catch smoke You can't hide from me with your punk a** cloak You think you're invisible, but I can see through that! I'll run up with my wand and go RAT-A-TAT-TAT [Epic Lloyd as Harry Potter] Say it don't spray it, your breath smells like a grave Your teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concave Your head looks like a golf ball, your face looks like a lizard Here's the toll free number for the hair club for wizards The toughest gang around is the Gryffindor crew Wizards drive bys is what we do When dementors try to ice me I step right up and own em I crack a bu*terbeer and say “Expecto Patronum”! Who won? Who's next? You decide!