Mark Charlap - Hook's Waltz lyrics

[Captain Hook, spoken] I am the greatest villain of all time! Who is Blue Beard? [Pirates, spoken] Nobody! [Captain Hook, spoken] Who is Nero? [Pirates, spoken] Nobody! [Captain Hook, spoken] Who is Jack the Ripper? [Pirates, spoken] Nobody! [Captain Hook] Who's the swiniest swine in the world? [Pirates] Captain Hook! Captain Hook! [Captain Hook] Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world? [Pirates] Captain Hook! Captain Hook! [Captain Hook] Captain of villainy Madder and loot Eager to k** any Who says that my hook isn't cute [Smee, spoken] It's cute [Captain Hook] Who's the slimiest rat in the pack? [Pirates] Captain Hook! Captain Hook! [Captain Hook] Who's unlovable Who's unlivable Who's existence is just unforgivable Who would stoop to the lowest and cheapest of tricks in the book [Pirates] Tricks in the book Slimy, slimy Captain Hook Captain Hook Captain Hook Captain Hook Captain Hook [Captain Hook, spoken] Who's the swiniest? [Pirates, spoken] Swiniest! [Captain Hook, spoken] The doggiest? [Pirates, spoken] Doggiest! [Captain Hook, spoken] The slimiest? [Pirates, spoken] Slimiest! [Captain Hook] Who's the creepiest creep in the world? [Pirates] Captain Hook! Captain Hook! [Captain Hook] Who's dispensable? [Pirates] You! [Captain Hook] Reprehensible [Pirates] You! [Captain Hook] Who's behavior is just indepencable? [Pirates] You! [Captain Hook] Who's the crawling-est, cruelest, promiest, crookonous crook [Pirates] Crooknous crook What a prize What a joy [Captain Hook] Mrs. Hook's little baby boy Look, look, look [Pirates] The surge of the sea [Captain Hook, spoken] Yes, yes, yes Just little ol' me [All] Captain Hook! Yo ho!