Mark Batson - Dr. West (Skit) lyrics

[Dr. West] "Morning, Marshall." [Eminem] "Morning, doc." [Dr. West] "So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?" [Eminem] "Anxious." [Dr. West] "Anxiety?" [Eminem] "Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous." [Dr. West] "Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?" [Eminem] "Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back" [Dr. West] "Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't." [Eminem] "Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?" [Dr. West] "Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your schedule, we know you're a busy person." [Eminem] "But I thought sobriety was the most important thing?" [Dr. West] "So what else are you thinking?" [Eminem] "Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them." [Dr. West] "Steps?" [Eminem] "Yeah, steps." [Dr. West] "There's a lot of them, aren't there? [Eminem] "Well, twelve." [Dr. West] "Christ, I don't even know them all." [Eminem] "Really?" [Dr. West] "Anything else?" [Eminem] "Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to—" [Dr. West] "Take a drink." [Eminem] "What?" [Dr. West] "Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off." [Eminem] "Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to." [Dr. West] "What, you mean these?" *shakes pills* [Eminem] "Man, what the f**?!" [Dr. West/Slim Shady] "Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts are we? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!? [Eminem] "No, no, no, no, NO!" *Alarm beeps* "Oh sh**!"