Mark B & Blade - Bad Day lyrics

I take my brain out of my skull each night and clean it nice and neatly Hold it gently, be careful not to drop it Relax it! Give it a break from the daily nonsense Close my eyes and think positive thoughts When I wake up I place it back inside of the skull Ready to begin the next day rejuvenated Re-energised, watch my muscles expand As I run to catch a bus because I'm late for work again "Excuse me! I didn't mean to shoulder you But you're fat taking up the whole pavement Never mind! I got places to get to And people to meet that could help me get back on my feet" The bus finally came about an hour late The driver looked at my pa** but couldn't see the date He said, "Pay the fare or get off so I could drive on" That's when I knew the whole day was going to go wrong I made it to work in one piece The manager called me in and began waving his fist And babbling, I didn't hear a word 'Cause my mind was on finishing this album on schedule I'm smiling 'cause of the gap between his teeth He's losing his temper 'cause I'm smiling While he's nagging me, so now I'm unemployed again I tell my girlfriend, she tells me she's leaving me You ever get the feeling that nothing is going right? (How long will this last?) From the second you're awake until you sleep at night! (How long will this last?) Your socks and your underwear, your trainers are tight! (How long will this last?) Your girlfriend is heavy but you thought that she was light! (How long will this last?) I go for a walk to clear my head There's a dog in the middle of the road dead So I pick it up to take it off of the road Only to turn and get hit by a bicycle At high speed, I'm thrust into the middle Where I'm hit by a car and hospitalised I broke both of my arms and the right leg So now I'm in wheelchair with a bandage around my head The doctor said it was only temporary I'd be walking in eight weeks just like I did before I got a weird bounce, will I be able to keep it? Of course you will Trust me! I'm a doctor! But anyway miraculously I still Have this urge to complete this album So I call a cab to take me back to my place It arrives and instantly he has a breakdown So I call another and get to my place at nine Only to see the door's been kicked off it's hinges I pay the driver then run inside like a lunatic I don't believe my luck; even the floorboards are gone My equipment, my entire record collection My fridge and all the chairs and even the sink They ain't professional, they left a pen In other words they've given me reason to strike again I've had it now that my brain is overloaded With the same nonsense, it's about to explode So it's time to take my brain out of the skull And relax it once again while I prepare for tomorrow You ever get the feeling that nothing is going right? (How long will this last?) From the second you're awake until you sleep at night! (How long will this last?) Your socks and your underwear, your trainers are tight! (How long will this last?) Your girlfriend is heavy but you thought that she was light! (How long will this last?)