[Verse 1] Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you She also told me, Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch Just the other day I heard A soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round [Chorus] Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay [Verse 2] Father says, Your mother's right, she's really up on things Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years [Chorus] [Verse 3] Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Every time I got to thinking, where did they disappear? When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out [Chorus][x8]