Margaret Cho - Ron's Got A DUI lyrics

[Verse 1] Uncle Ron's got a DUI So he's staying home with you That's what mama said to me Putting on her fancy shoes Uncle Ron is nice and usually lets Me smoke all the cigarettes He don't say they stuck my growth He say "girl, how did I know?" [Chorus] Ron's got a DUI He'll stay with me tonight I'm happy as can be Ron's babysitting me [Verse 2] Nothing better than an old gay man Best friends with a little girl He sees [?] promise of A brand new world Princess tea cups filled with Chardonnay Ladies to the end we vowed Hero of my younger days I wish you were here now [Chorus] Ron's got a DUI He'll stay with me tonight I'm happy as can be Ron's babysitting me [Bridge] I remember Ron and his leather And the feathers Being together [Chorus] Ron's got a DUI He'll stay with me tonight I'm happy as can be Ron's babysitting me Ron's got a DUI He'll stay with me tonight I'm happy as can be Ron's babysitting me [Outro] Then one day Ron ran away