[Hook:] This is a day in the life See I make big money, and I f** n***as wives And I only skate twenty-fo's Young pimpin still slammin them Chevrolet doors This is a day in the life See I make big money, and I f** n***as wives And I only skate twenty-fo's Young pimpin still slammin them Cadillac doors [Verse 1:] Got my old school Chevelle, and it's ruby and brown And the car make that "vroom-vroom, schrrrr" sound When I pa** by ya place, they say "turn down the ba**" But I keep on turnin it up I know ya don't like me, talkin about'cha wan' fight me Jump brave dame, show me what's up Movin on to some other thangs, I just want some chicken wangs With a lil' barbecue sauce Say my money young honey, what the f**, is you a dummy? sh**, actin like yo a** is the boss That sign say McDonalds, not Mac'Kims Actin like you're shy, with them dirty a** Tim's Move over, Range Rover I'm comin in this b**h much colder In a chromed-out, shagged-down Escalade Ba** turned up, sittin peanut-bu*ter suede [Hook] [Verse 2:] I'm thirty-five years old, and I'm filthy rich And by the way dude, I been f**in ya b**h And I got her buck-naked, ridin up in the Vette And every time she see me, young p**y get wet You might love your baby-momma, but I like her a lot For real though dude, you ain't got what I got And that lil' girl buddy, she look like Wayne Maybe you should think about changin a name I got another story, let me tell ya how it go 'Bout a football n***a, that was f**in my ho He was hangin with the tramp, like day and night But what dude don't know, is that I'm f**in his wife And by the way mistaaaa, I even f**ed ya sistaaaa I got'cha momma f**ed up, payin all of my bills And your grandmother bought me some spinnin wheels [Hook] [Verse 3:] I stay sharp from my head, to my belt, to my toes Call me "Rubber-Band Man" cause I keep bank rolls (Damn) These rookie view, but don't attempt this at home Unless ya paint super-wet, and ya rims fully grown A lot of y'all n***as say I shine to much Weeelll, kiss my a**, y'all can s** my f**in nuts Got lil' chrome jets, with livin room sets And every time I pa**, your baby-momma turn her neck When I come through, b**hes go "ohhhhhh" n***as go "whooo you", n***a I'm a show you I'm sharpest that'cha ever seen, pimpin stay super-clean Shoes to the pants, to the shirt do me on the scene Five-million dead white boys in the bank And the check that the Williams brothers gave me is blank Got five-million n***a, put away for the fam' And five-million comin, n***a sh** got-damn! [Hook]